Saturday, May 13, 2006

The Booger Zone

Have you ever blown your nose, felt the booger come out and then when you open your tissue to check if it really was the size of a Matchbox Car, there's nothing there?

Where did the nose grape go?

I theorize that the blowing of the nose can sometimes create a small rip in the space/time continuum between the nostril and the tissue, propelling the booger into an alternate dimension existing at a slightly different frequency on a quantum vibrational level.

If this is true, then it's possible that some other-dimensional guy is walking along minding his business when he gets a booger in the eye. That's tragic.

And I don't believe that Bodily Function Dimensional Transference is limited to the nose.

Have you ever farted and noticed there was no smell?

Hmmmm.

1 comment:

Mark Justice said...

I had one of those the other night. It's scary -- and even more so at 2:30 A.M.