Have you ever blown your nose, felt the booger come out and then when you open your tissue to check if it really was the size of a Matchbox Car, there's nothing there?
Where did the nose grape go?
I theorize that the blowing of the nose can sometimes create a small rip in the space/time continuum between the nostril and the tissue, propelling the booger into an alternate dimension existing at a slightly different frequency on a quantum vibrational level.
If this is true, then it's possible that some other-dimensional guy is walking along minding his business when he gets a booger in the eye. That's tragic.
And I don't believe that Bodily Function Dimensional Transference is limited to the nose.
Have you ever farted and noticed there was no smell?
Hmmmm.
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I had one of those the other night. It's scary -- and even more so at 2:30 A.M.
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