Friday, January 06, 2006

Paging Mr. Johnson

From the Arkansas Times "Best and Worst of 2005" article:

Best tallywhacker

The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette began a feature story in April about a Red Cross blood drive in Searcy with this lead: “With a small prick, Three Rivers residents are asked to save a life.”

I can just imagine the outcry at Three Rivers: "Hey, I just got out of the pool! The water was cold!"

The full article is here.

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