Talk Like A Teen Girl

Linguistics experts at the University of Toronto have determined that teen girls pick up new slang before anyone else and introduce it into society.

And, courtesy of TV Squad, here's the latest hip lingo:

• Muffin Top: the belly that hangs over the jeans
• Exogal: skinny
• Truthiness: making statements you believe to be true, but may not be (try using that one in a sentence)
• Whale Tail: thong above the waistband
• Prostitot: child dressed provocatively
• Chickenhead: ugly girl
• Squares: cigarettes
• Creepin' and falsin': cheating and lying
• Lollipalooza: group of cute boys, also known as lollipops

I may be the King of the Muffin Tops.