Iron Crotch

At least once a day I come across a story that reaffirms my suspicion that I’m wasting my life.

For instance, I have never pulled a vehicle using only my penis. But this guy did.



(Okay, technically it wasn't my penis.)

Imagine waking up one day with the realization that your life was incomplete unless you hauled a truck across a parking lot by tying it to Little Mark. Afterwards you could laugh at all those penis enlarging spam mails, couldn’t you?

I mean, after the screaming stopped.