Sunday, November 06, 2005

My Pirate Days

In case our cruise ship is boarded by pirates, we can defuse the tension thanks to this joke my pal Bob Queen told me.

A pirate walks into a bar. On the front of his pants is a steering wheel.

The bartender takes a look at this and says to the pirate: “Hey, buddy, did you know there’s a steering wheel on the front of your pants?”

“Arrrrr,” the pirate says. “It’s driving me nuts!”

1 comment:

DMac said...

To quote that great American, Larry the Cable Guy..."Now that's funny, I don't care who you are".

Well done!