As I type this, I'm watching The Sports Reporters on ESPN.
I think Mitch Albom is a fine sports writer, okay novelist and pretty good interviewer.
But those massive friggin' Ferengi ears are freaking me out. Can you get Lobe Reduction surgery?
(Yeah, I know. I'm no GQ cover boy, either. It just weirds me out. Kinda like Giada De Laurentiis's oversized head.)
Sorry. I've held that in for too many years. Please continue with what you were doing.