It’s been a while since I posted about my newspaper column. I’ve written a weekly humor column for a local paper, The Greater Ashland Beacon, for the last four or five years (I lose track, but my wife has saved all the columns, so one day I’ll add it up).
Anyway, this week’s column is an adventure of the Argillite Secret Service. You can go here to read it for free. It’s on page two every week.
The Beacon has the last several years of the column archived on their site.
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..And that word is Kapooyah! It can turn your life around, transform bad times into good and make hair grow where it should.
Find out more about these sorcerous syllables in my column this week in the freakin' Ashland Beacon. It's on page 2.
My predictions for 2015 are in this week's Ashland Beacon, on page 2. As a bonus, I recap my predictions for 2014. What's that? You don't remember my 2014 predictions? As if I just made them up days ago?
Ha ha. Really, get that memory checked,
Be amazed by reading it online now.
Last weekend I participated in a local Halloween Storytelling Festival. I wrote a children's ghost story for the event and read it live, along with Tammie Womack and Geoff Moore providing award-worthy performances in bringing two of the characters alive.
It seemed to go over well. I've enjoyed every children's or YA piece I've written, and I find myself wondering why I don't produce more of it.
I have two YA book series I would like to write. It's a matter of getting proposals and actual first volumes written. Which will come after I finish up a number of other projects.
Meanwhile, the story I wrote, "The Ghost and the Constable" is my column in this week's Ashland Beacon. You can read it here on page 2.
Also, Dave Wilbanks and I recently chatted about the beginning of our writing relationship. He's put the conversation up on his blog. If you like this sort of thing, please let one of us know and we'll share more if it.
I answer it in this week's column in the freakin' Ashland Beacon. You can read it online. It's on page 2.
I'm just very busy. I'll try to do a catch-up post this weekend. Meanwhile, my latest column in the Ashland Beacon is a case from my days as a private dick (as opposed to, I suppose, a public dick). It's right here on page 2.
Even though I haven't posted in a while, my Department of Justice column continues to appear each week in the Ashland Beacon.
In this week's edition, I recall a recent trip to Mayberry, where things have definitely not remained the same. You an read it here on page 2.
My column in this week's Ashland Beacon is a script for a new TV show about the inner workings of my favorite little newspaper. You can check it out on page 2.
On Tuesday, that edition moves to the archives and in the new issue, I'll have a special column about my 31st wedding anniversary.
My column in this week's Freakin' Ashland Beacon is all about the true, totally non-embellished story of my butt surgery from some years ago. Yes, I once again unselfishly make an ass of myself for you, my readers. Read all about it on page 2 by clicking here.
My first column of the year for The Freakin' Ashland Beacon, and my first under my exciting new week-to-week contract, is up now. You can read it here. It's on page 2.
Hey, bros and bro-ettes!
It's time for my weekly column in the Ashland Beacon, festooned with squishy holiday goodness.
You can check it out in its usual spot on page two of the paper. But take care--whatever is read cannot be unread. At least not without a sizable amount of alcohol
