Thursday, October 04, 2007

All Hail Lois!

All Hail the Master of the Justice Household.

You will feed her, scratch her and throw toys to her as she commands, regardless of the time of day or night.

When she wakes you at 1:30 a.m. you will rub her face for 20-30 minutes, and you will like it!

Do as she bids or suffer the wrath of her sandpaper tongue against your nose and lips (followed by her quick dash to lick the litterbox to get your taste out of her mouth).

Look into her eyes and you, too, will instantly want to pour her a dish of milk.

Love the Lois!

Fear the Lois!

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